The Dark Airport of the Soul


I just got through TSA. Got the freedom grope, as usual, but at laest they didn't make me do the swab thing this time. They shofuld start boarding in about a half an hour so I think I'm OK. How are thinsg going for you?

3:40 AM

I have full bars on my phone but I can't load websites for some reason, and none of the departure screens here seem to be working.

1:20 AM

lol I just found a pog on the floor. not like "pog, look what I found on the floor" I mean like pogs. like the old disk things. probably worth something on ebay lol.

23 years ago

ok this is really wierd. I definitely should have seen my gate by now. this airport only has like two gates, right? where are you? also they have some kind of exibit here, the chairs are all leather and they have ashtrays and stuff.

41 years ago

WHERE ARE YOU?

1:20 AM

I can't find the gate but I can't find the TSA entrance where I came in, either.

185 years ago

I'm assuming texting on my phone doesn't work and your're not just ignoring me.

41 years ago

I can't get any of the doors to open. I tried standing on one of these leather chairs to get into the cieling and maybe, idk, trigger the fire alarm or something, and it literally disintegrated. I'm lucky I didn't break any bones.

41 years ago

The have one of those mini muesum things here. this one is, like, oregon trail theme or something.

185 years ago

I've given up on the plane at this point. The time on my phone keeps jumping around and I can't get any departure information and there's no one else here so I can't check where the plane is but wherever it is it's not here. I'm hungry and there's nowhere to get food

1:20 AM

The museum thing has some kind of seeds in it and I'm hungry enough that I've been eating them. this might make me shit beanstalks later but I can't think of anything else to do.

185 years ago

All the old leather stuff crumbles to dust when you touch it. literally if you try to sit in a chair it splits into a million pieces.

41 years ago

If this place was evacuated or something someone has to come by at some point. firefighters, cops, the CIA, somebody.

3:40 AM

I think those seeds I ate were supposed to get reconstituted in water.

185 years ago

There's a vending machine in here and it only takes dimes and nickels (which I don't have). I spent the last hour triyng to pry the front of it off with the leg of one of the chairs that disintegrated but it didn't work.

41 years ago

There are potted plants here that have enough water in the pot that I could have rehydrated that stuff from the museum. I'll go back and see if I can find any more.

3:40 AM

Where the hell is everyone?

23 years ago

I think there's stuff here that's food but it's not labelled and I don't know how to find out what it is without phone signal.

185 years ago

pog

23 years ago

phone dying. battery 1%. I love you.

3:40 AM
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Fill a good Jack Daniel's bottle about one-fifth to one-fourth full with sulfuric acid. Fill the remainder with gasoline, kerosine, or a good combination of the two and mix thoroughly. Add water to Potassium Chlorate and sugar mix, and soak rags in the mix. Wrap the rags around the bottle, tie in place, and allow to dry. When thrown at a T-62 or other target, the bottle will break, the acid will ignite the chlorate-sugar mix on the rags, which will ignite the fuel.

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7) Thermite

Use any size can with sticks tied or taped to sides and cut a small hole in the bottom. Cover bottom with paper. Place round stick wrapped in paper in middle of can. Fill bottom of can 1/4 inch with magnesium. Over this place mixture of 3 parts ferric oxide and 2 parts aluminum powder. Remove stick (leaving paper tunnel) and fill hole with mixture 3 parts potassium chlorate and 1 part sugar. Top the hole with a paper bag containing chlorate-sugar mix with fuse protruding Tamp top with dirt or clay.